Silver Screen Cynics

Jared, Michael, and Ian discuss all things film without having to resort to a thesaurus to sound smart. We are just naturally perspicacious...ok I cheated.
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Jul 31, 2016

The Cynics pick non-horror films and give them a horror makeover. This was probably the most enjoyable challenge we've had so far!

Jul 29, 2016

Jared and Mike review the movie Drive and discuss the worst child actors. This is our first episode ever so enjoy the poor sound quality!

Jul 24, 2016

The Cynics discuss what films or franchises they would reboot and how they would improve on them.

Jul 17, 2016

Jared and Mike play Screenplay Cynics and discuss their ideas for an end-of-the-world movie. All we need now is a finished script, directing talent, actors...$100m...dang it!

Jul 10, 2016

The Cynics painstakingly listened to awful licensed or original songs for films and discussed which ones we deemed the worst.

Jul 3, 2016

Jared, Michael, and Ian discuss what movies make them think of this great nation. Happy 4th everyone!

Jun 21, 2016

Now that Father's Day is over we can return to being cynical. This time we focus on the worst dads in film.

Jun 18, 2016

Jared & Michael remember the best stories about their fathers and movies. Happy Father's Day to all of the dads out there!

Jun 17, 2016

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there! We are celebrating with a 3-part series on the best and worst dads in film and celebrating our own fathers with some great stories we have when watching films with them.

Jun 10, 2016

Some directors managed to start their feature film careers on a really good note. This is our list.

Jun 2, 2016

Some actors were just completely miscast and ultimately brought down the quality of the film. We would like to go back in time to offer up some suggestions to the studios. If only we could see these versions instead!

May 27, 2016

Jared & Mike discuss those films that shouldn't have received such high praise. Caution: toes will be stepped on! 

May 12, 2016

Jared & Mike discuss what blockbusters they would like to see made in five years.

May 9, 2016

To kick off the summer blockbuster season (thanks to Civil War) Jared & Mike discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly experiences they've had watching some of them.

May 5, 2016

Jared & Mike are joined by Ian to discuss their favorite movies.

Apr 29, 2016

Jared & Mike wade through all of their suppressed memories of traumatizingly bad movies to bring you their list of the absolute worst.

Apr 19, 2016

Mike & Jared are back after a long fugue state. We have some exciting announcements about the changes we are making to the show! We also play Screenplay Cynics and write our own awful screenplays.

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