The Cynics pick non-horror films and give them a horror makeover. This was probably the most enjoyable challenge we've had so far!
Jared and Mike review the movie Drive and discuss the worst child actors. This is our first episode ever so enjoy the poor sound quality!
The Cynics discuss what films or franchises they would reboot and how they would improve on them.
Jared and Mike play Screenplay Cynics and discuss their ideas for an end-of-the-world movie. All we need now is a finished script, directing talent, actors...$100m...dang it!
The Cynics painstakingly listened to awful licensed or original songs for films and discussed which ones we deemed the worst.
Jared, Michael, and Ian discuss what movies make them think of this great nation. Happy 4th everyone!
Now that Father's Day is over we can return to being cynical. This time we focus on the worst dads in film.
Jared & Michael remember the best stories about their fathers and movies. Happy Father's Day to all of the dads out there!
Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there! We are celebrating with a 3-part series on the best and worst dads in film and celebrating our own fathers with some great stories we have when watching films with them.
Some directors managed to start their feature film careers on a really good note. This is our list.
Some actors were just completely miscast and ultimately brought down the quality of the film. We would like to go back in time to offer up some suggestions to the studios. If only we could see these versions instead!
Jared & Mike discuss those films that shouldn't have received such high praise. Caution: toes will be stepped on!
Jared & Mike discuss what blockbusters they would like to see made in five years.
To kick off the summer blockbuster season (thanks to Civil War) Jared & Mike discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly experiences they've had watching some of them.
Jared & Mike are joined by Ian to discuss their favorite movies.
Jared & Mike wade through all of their suppressed memories of traumatizingly bad movies to bring you their list of the absolute worst.